Maybe then I will get the sleep I "should".
9 years ago
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- "I did not wish to take a cabin passage, but rather to go before the mast and on the deck of the world, for there I could best see the moonlight amid the mountains. I do not wish to go below now." -- Henry David Thoreau
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David, David... Learn to use your quotation marks properly...
Maybe then I will get the sleep I "should".
Should be,
Maybe then I will get the "sleep" I should.
You see, with that flap-trap, you might catch any number of breeds of sleep. The problem is the bait you've chosen.
The dark frill on the pillows tends to attract 'naps' much more often than the deep R.E.M. sleep you're looking for. Sprinkle some pills around the pillows, perhaps a nice mason jar of corn liquor. A tranquilizor gun I once saw on a nature show brought blissful sleep to a 2 ton Rhino!
You really need to study these things more clearly before just building any strange thing that comes to your mind.
A couple final tips. Paint the inside top of the trap dark, with cute glow-in-the-dark stars, and drape a deliciously cute girl in a slinky nightie across those pillows. You'll easily nab just the right breed of 'sleep' you're looking for!
Haha, I'm loving that comment...I was just thinking how sweet and naive that you didn't realise the real motives behind such a trap!
*dons the nightie*
"Mother, you make it seem like we're setting a trap."
Love the painted headboard and nightstand. ;)
hooboy...you guys are hysterical, and i am phenomenally oblivious.
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